DUET
– DUKE and DUCHESS.
Recitative
DUKE. To
help unhappy taxpayers and add to their enjoyment,
Gives
me the opportunity for prosperous employment;
DUCH. To
all my skills with music scores, much time have I devoted;
I love to lead a
chorus tune, I’m sure you’ve duly noted.
VERSE I
DUKE. Deductions
and rebates
And
minimum probates
I
get – and my clients are delighted –
DUCH. They’re
highly delighted!
DUKE. I
find in our tax code
Loopholes by the armload,
I’m
sure they will soon get me knighted –
DUCH. He
soon will be knighted.
DUKE. Mathematical
playing
I find very paying:
It
adds a large sum to my makings –
DUCH. Large
sum to his makings.
DUKE. My
professional skill set
Ensures that I will get
At
least ten per cent on the takings.
DUCH. One-tenth
of the takings.
DUCH. I’m
known as a person
Who
waves a white baton
That
calls all musicians to follow –
DUKE. Musicians
to follow.
DUCH. And
whether they’re voicing
Their
pain or rejoicing,
I
don’t let their talents lie fallow –
DUKE. They
never lie fallow!
DUCH. My
talents, I got them
At Hopewell I taught them
My
kids could all play a toccata –
DUKE. All
play a toccata.
DUCH. For
my erudition
The
school’s new addition
Should carry the name Woyiwada –
DUKE. It
certainly oughta!
VERSE II
DUKE. I
gather great plaudits
When from nasty audits
I
save all my clients the trouble –
DUCH. He
saves them the trouble.
DUKE. They’re
pleased with the outcome
On their final income
And
thank me by paying me double –
DUCH. They
do pay him double!
DUKE. I
go through my paces
In Iron Man races
Along
the whole course I go prancing –
DUCH. You
should see him prancing!
DUKE. On
land and water
I do what I oughter
To
hold back my old age advancing –
DUCH. His
age is advancing!
DUCH. At
Savoy, no fiction,
I always stressed diction
As
singer or maestra, no matter –
DUKE. Oh
no, ᾽twas no matter.
DUCH. Quartet
or trio,
I led them with brio –
But
needed a man to do patter –
DUKE. A
man to do patter!
DUCH. My
baton was swinging
With all the cast singing –
I
knew I was reaching my mission –
DUKE. So
close to her mission!
DUCH. To
light up all stages
With shows for the ages,
And
so make a lasting impression –
DUKE. An
awesome impression!
VERSE III
DUKE. We’re
ready, together,
To face heavy weather
Through
hell and high water we’re sailing –
DUCH. Sometimes
it’s rough sailing.
DUCH. Through
lightning and thunder
We
stand here in wonder
At
those who our boat are a-bailing –
DUKE. Yes,
everyone’s bailing!
BOTH. In
short, we’re a twosome
But
not really lonesome,
Because
we are gently surrounded,
Yes,
gently surrounded –
By
friends and by family,
Who
hold our hands firmly
DUCH. And
keep us in their arms a-bounded –
BOTH. By
love we’re surrounded!
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